Time and Place: 6:30 PM CT / Lubbock, Texas

ESPN Predictor: Texas Tech 98.2% chance

Spread: Texas Tech -34

Over/Under: 56.5

How to Watch: ESPN+

What to Know: It’s week one against an FCS opponent, nothing much for this section yet. Rather, I will just say that any scary moments in this game would be a disaster. Texas Tech is a 34 point favorite, and that is for a reason. Get this job done, pray you stay healthy, and start prepping for a tough road trip to Washington State.

What to Drink: Long Island Iced. Start the season aggressively with a big glass of liquid death that is the Long Island. Why? Because it is a long year and right now your drinking stamina is at the highest. Plus, LITs are fun and celebratory and with a game we all pray is a fun blowout it is a good time to celebrate and get a strong buzz going on Saturday night.

What to Eat: Hamburgers and Hot Dogs. Nothing more American than hitting the grill with football season on deck. Enjoy today, eat drink and be merry!